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  1. I use 1280x1024 on Linux and 1024x768 on Windows XP.
  2. What All Those Acronyms Really Mean APPLE = Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity IBM = I Blame Microsoft CA = Constant Acquisitions CD-ROM = Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months SCSI = System Can't See It DOS = Defunct Operating System BASIC = Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control WWW = World Wide Wait MACINTOSH = Most Applications Crash; If Not, The OS Hangs Spelling Poem Eye halve a spelling chequer It came with my pea sea It plainly marques four my revue Miss steaks eye kin knot sea. Eye strike a key and type a word And weight four it two say Weather eye am wrong oar write It shows me strait a weigh. As soon as a mist ache is maid It nose bee fore two long And eye can put the error rite Its rare lea ever wrong. Eye have run this poem threw it I am shore your pleased two no Its letter perfect awl the weigh My chequer tolled me sew. Top Ten Signs That Your Co-Worker Is A Computer Hacker 10. You ticked him off once, and your next phone bill was for $20,000. 9. He's won the Publisher's Clearing House sweepstakes 3 years running. 8. When asked for his phone number, he gives it in hex. 7. Seems strangely calm whenever the office computer network goes down. 6. Somehow gets HBO on his PC at work. 5. Mumbled, "Oh, puh-leeez" 95 times during the movie "The Net." 4. Massive 401k contribution made in half-cent increments. 3. His video dating profile lists "public-key encryption" among hobbies. 2. When his computer starts up, you hear, "Good Morning, Mr. President." 1. You hear him murmur, "Let's see you use that Visa card now, Professor I-Don't-Give-A's-In-Computer-Science!"
  3. I had that in an e-mail once. It was funny!
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    Hi fellow newbs, I just got Linux about a week ago and love it! I hope to learn everything about it! See ya, Greeves
  5. Hi, I just loaded SuSe Linux on a second hard drive about a week ago. As I don't want to get rid of Windows XP (on my other hard drive) entirely, I have been switching hard drives physicly when I wanted to switch. I was hoping that I could leave both hard drives in the whole time and it would give me the option of where to boot to. Does anyone know how I can do that? Thanks in advance, Greeves
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