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  1. lia

    happy christmas y'all !

    Thanks!
  2. lia

    Which would you prefer?

    And I should add, what software do you have that take the AVCHD format?
  3. lia

    Game Consoles

    If you were a noob at stuff like this (hint: not as professional as you guys and not only into car games etc) then which console would you chose and why? I am very aware about the statistics and what's more popular, but it would be nice with some opinions/insight on other models.
  4. lia

    Hello Everybody

    Welcome!
  5. Ofcourse Knew you'd like it I've changed the above one a bit, and I like it a lot ! reminds me of beer, and beer and linux go well
  6. linux-noob: the place where you learn, just like we did. linux-noob: Probably the best noob forum in the world linux-noob: when you want to go from learning to helping linux-noob: where all the ot babes are
  7. lia

    Beware of the tiny landlord

    http://funnyordie.com/v1/view_video.php?vi...24c7d2583be6925
  8. lia

    Gaim Has Been Renamed Pidgin

    The name is pidgin (odd) but the website is pigdin? Or was that a typo? Tha name says nothing to me at all... Does it mean anything? more info > http://www.pidgin.im/index.php?id=177 via osnews.com if you ask me the name is a bit daft, ok If they had to change it how about changing it to something that people would understand like 'ossmess' or something...
  9. lia

    Which would you prefer?

    Which Sony models do you guys have?
  10. lia

    The Divorce

    LOL I read this one before and it's always funny. Never underestimate a woman
  11. lia

    The man of my dreams..

    I present to you: The man of my Dreams By the age of 22: 1. Hansom 2. Charming 3. Rich 4. A good listener 5. Smart 6. Fit 7. Well Dressed 8. Healthy values 9. Brings happy surprises 10. A lover full of fantasies and romance The man of my Dreams, audited list (years: 32) 1. Looks good (preferrably hair on head) 2. Opens the door for me 3. Have enough money for a nice meal out 4. Listens more than he talks 5. Laughs at my jokes 6. Carries the groceries from the shop 7. Own at least one tie 8. Appreciates a good home cooked meal 9. remembers anniversaries 10. Romantic, at least one time a week The man of my Dreams, audited list (years: 42) 1. Not too ugly (bald headeded is ok) 2. Doesn't drive the car until I am in it 3. Works regularely - treat me once in a while in the restaurant 4. Nods in almost the right places when I speak 5. Often remembers the points in the stories he's telling 6. Is enough fit to be able to move furniture around 7. Uses shirts that cover the stomach 8. Doesn't buy champage wigth a screw cork 9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down 10. Shaves on most weekends The man of my Dreams, audited list (years: 52) 1. Trims his nose-and ear hair 2. Does not burp or scratch in public 3. Does not borrow money too often 4. Doesn't fall asleep when I am talking about interesting things 5. Doesn't tell the same story too often 6. Is enough fit to get out of the couch on the weekends 7. Uses matching socks and underwear that go together 8. Appreciates good food 9. Remembers my name when it's needed 10. Shaves, at least some weekends The man of my Dreams, audited list (years: 62) 1. Doesn't scare little children 2. Remembers where the toilet is 3. Is not too high maintenence 4. Snores quietly when sleeping 5. Often remembers why he is laughing 6. Enough fit to stand up 7. Often uses clothes 8. Likes easily chewed food 9. Remembers where he put his teeth 10. Remembers what a weekend is The man of my Dreams, audited list (years: 52) 1. Breathing 2. Uses the bathroom
  12. lia

    White trash?

    http://www.liquidgeneration.com/Media/Cart..._My_Head__FYou/
  13. lia

    iRack ... the new Mac product.

    http://www.christiankarlsson.se/blogg/2007...d-the-irack.php And ofcourse Bush's comment on it: ------------- And if you saw CAS (Crazy Ass Scientolog) Tom Cruise jumping around in Operah's sofas, then you'll love this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5DggfIKUNI
  14. lia

    Ooops

    He checked into my hotel at the tail end of another three-week business trip to Eastern Europe . He was lonely, and He'd been on the road a long time, so he thought he'd hire one of those girls you see advertised on the back of the cab receipts. You know, from one of the escort services. He grabbed a card on his way in. It was an ad for a young woman calling herself Eronique, a lovely woman in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long hair, graceful legs and a friendly, inviting smile - You know what I mean. So, He's in his room and figures, "What the hey, I'll give her a call!" "Hello?" the woman says - Wow, she sounded sexy. "Hi," He said. "I have your massage advertisement, and I'd like to have you come to my hotel room for a massage -- no, hold on, let me be honest with you. I'm in town all alone, I've been traveling for weeks, and what I need is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now! I want hinky-dinky the whole night long. You name it, we'll do it. Bring your toys, we'll do everything in your bag of tricks. We'll drink champagne all night! Tie me up and whip me! Strap me on! Cover me in chocolate, whip cream and cherries -- we'll do anything you want, baby! Now, how does that sound?" "That sounds terrific, sir," the woman replied, "But for an outside line you first have to press 9"
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