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About kristian

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  • Birthday 10/28/1978

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    beer, girlfriend and having fun with friends!!
  1. kristian


    An English guy was very ill and his son went to visit him in the hospital. Suddenly, the father began to breathe heavily and grabbed the pen and pad by the bed. With his last ounce of strength he wrote a note, dropped it, and died. The son was so overcome with grief that he didn't remember slipping the note into his pocket. At the funeral, he reached into the pocket of his coat and immediately felt the note. He excitedly read it thinking it might be something he could recite during the service. It said: YOU WANKER -- GET OFF MY OXYGEN PIPE!!!
  2. Heres a few jokes - enjoy! Six Classic Affairs The 1st Affair: A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM. The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt. He put on his shoes and drove home. "Where have you been?" his wife demanded. "I can't lie to you," he replied, "I'm having an affair with my secretary. We had sex all afternoon." "You lying bastard! You've been playing g
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    This guy has my vote for best payback of the year!!!!!!! You gotta love this guy. This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University, South Carolina. It was in the local newspaper. Even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride and her family and to especially thank his new father-in
  4. let me add that you now have almost 600 members!!! wow i must say.... very impressive... hope that some of them came as a result of the add you have on os news.... any stats on that one btw??? /kris
  5. thanks i did have a great day, work..... but then i had a lovely dinner with my dad, so that was nice! /kris
  6. Dude you are so lucky to have two lovely boys that love you. I hope someday to be as lucky as you! Know that you mean the world to them, and be sure that you tell them that you love them every day! That way they will grow up and understand how important family is! Your friend in Denmark! Cheers, /Kris PS. Any news about New Years Eve? PPS: i also agree with P38 they sure are lucky they dont look like you.... hehehehe.... sorry but it was too easy!!!
  7. Frankie is back: http://www.beecy.net/frank/ trun up the volume, and enjoy this classic.... /kris
  8. http://www.skippyslist.com/skippylist.html - this is great! If this site wont make you smile i dont know what will! /Kris
  9. can you live without it???? This must have item is soooo cool!! Imagin waking up sunday morning with a massive hangover, (shouldnt be hard) now crawl to the fridge and get a 6 pack, pick up a DVD on your way and jump into a nice hot bath and watch a good movie on you build-in 42" tv.... what better way to cure a hangover? I want one! Check it out @ http://techdigestuk.typepad.com/tech_diges...vy_jacuzzi.html or http://products.jacuzzi.com/nd/WpbProdInfo...?&PG=La%20Scala /kris
  10. Id go with the problem add, it has a very clear message and is precise and to the point. If it was I, I would be most likely to click that add of the three, and also I like the fonts used in that add best /kris
  11. hehehe..... well let me help - why dont you just give one to me and that way let me help making space in your office again... /kris
  12. cool, he's soooo big now.... cant wait to see him again! He looks like he's a very happy boy, but then again why wouldnt he? /kris
  13. Heres a bit more to help you on the way.... hope that somebody will contribute some so that you can start running the adds soon. Payment Details Amount: 50.00 EUR Transaction ID: XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Quantity: 1 Item/Product Name: linux-noob.com forums donation Item/Product Number: 1 Buyer: Kristian Skov Cheers, /Kris
  14. heres a few.... some old ones but hey why not.....? ****************************** A couple was invited to a swanky family masked fancy-dress Halloween party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, awakened without pain, and, as it was still early, decided to go to the p
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    LOL! Sorry dude couldnt help myself, just had to share this one with someone! /Kris
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