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Local jokes

This is an old joke for me and after reading loads of yours I figured it was time for one of mine!




At school the kids are asked to use the word contagious in a sentence... so who can tell me the teacher asks


The first kid says I had chicken spots and I had to stay away from others because it was contagious. very good the teacher replied


The second kid said my mom's a nurse and she said there were people at the hospital who have to be in separate rooms sometimes because the are contagious. that's great the teacher replies



The third child to answer said painting a fence with a small brush


Puzzled, how asked the teacher.


Well my dad said our neighbour was painting their fence with a little brush and he said that's going to take that silly contagious.




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