2005-05-10, 12:46 PM
During a good manners and etiquette class, the teacher says to her
students, "If you were courting a well educated young girl from a
prominent family and during a dinner for two you needed to go to the
toilet, what would you say to her?
Mike replies, "Wait a minute, I'm going for a piss."
The teacher says, "That would be very rude and improper on your part."
Charlie replies, "I'm sorry I need to go to the toilet, I'll be back in
a minute."
The teacher says, "That's much better but to mention the word ''toilet''
during a meal, is unpleasant."
Little Johnny raises his hand and says, "My dear, please excuse me for a
moment. I have to go shake hands with a personal friend, whom, I hope,
to be able to introduce to you after dinner."
The teacher fainted!