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Facts Don't Lie - P38 - 2005-05-23
Facts Are Amazing........
Doctors:
(A) The number of doctors in the U.S. is 700,000
(B) Accidental deaths caused by physicians per year are 120,000
© Accidental deaths per physician is 17.14%
Statistics courtesy of the U.S.Dept of Health & Human Services
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Guns:
(A) The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000 (yes that's 80 million)
(B) The number of accidental gun deaths per year, all age groups, is 1,500
© The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is 0.001875%
Statistics courtesy of the FBI
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So statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.
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Remember, guns don't kill people, doctors do.
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FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR.
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Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban doctors before this gets completely out of hand!!!