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How to Impress a Woman - P38 - 2005-05-03
How To Impress A Woman --
* Wine her,
* Dine her,
* Call her,
* Hug her,
* Support her,
* Hold her,
* Surprise her,
* Compliment her,
* Smile at her,
* Listen to her,
* Laugh with her,
* Cry with her,
* Romance her,
* Encourage her,
* Believe in her,
* Pray with her,
* Pray for her,
* Cuddle with her,
* Shop with her,
* Give her jewelry,
* Buy her flowers,
* Hold her hand,
* Write love letters to her,
* Go to the end of the Earth and back again for her.
How to impress a man:
* Show up naked
* Bring chicken wings
* Don't block the TV
How to Impress a Woman - FluKex - 2005-05-12
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How to Impress a Woman - znx - 2005-05-12
Quote:How to impress a man:* Show up naked
* Bring chicken wings
* Don't block the TV
and IN THAT ORDER
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