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He checked into my hotel at the tail end of another three-week business trip to Eastern Europe . He was lonely, and He'd been on the road a long time, so he thought he'd hire one of those girls you see advertised on the back of the cab receipts. You know, from one of the escort services.


He grabbed a card on his way in. It was an ad for a young woman calling herself Eronique, a lovely woman in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long hair, graceful legs and a friendly, inviting smile - You know what I mean. So, He's in his room and figures, "What the hey, I'll give her a call!"



"Hello?" the woman says - Wow, she sounded sexy.



"Hi," He said. "I have your massage advertisement, and I'd like to have you come to my hotel room for a massage -- no, hold on, let me be honest with you. I'm in town all alone, I've been traveling for weeks, and what I need is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now! I want hinky-dinky the whole night long. You name it, we'll do it. Bring your toys, we'll do everything in your bag of tricks. We'll drink champagne all night! Tie me up and whip me! Strap me on! Cover

me in chocolate, whip cream and cherries -- we'll do anything you want, baby! Now, how does that sound?"



"That sounds terrific, sir," the woman replied, "But for an outside line you first have to press 9"

haha :)

[img]<___base_url___>/uploads/emoticons/default_laugh.png[/img] That just change my bad mood
hahaha man thats great :)

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