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country birth control

After having their 11th child, a North Georgia Mountain couple decided 11


was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to

his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have

any more children.


The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that

could fix the problem but that it was expensive.


A less costly alternative, said the doctor, was to go home, get a cherry

bomb (fireworks are legal in the North Georgia Mountains), light it, put

it in an empty beer can, then hold the can up to his left ear and count to 10.


The redneck said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest coon in the

tree, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my

left ear is going to fix my problem."


"Trust me," said the doctor.


So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held

the can up to his left ear and began to count:








At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and

resumed counting on his other hand.



This procedure also works in Kentucky, Mississippi, West Virginia,

Northern Florida, Arkansas, parts of Texas, and Missouri.


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