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A fifteen year-old boy came home with a new Chevrolet Avalanche and

his parents began to yell and scream, "Where did you get that

truck???!!!" He calmly told them, "I bought it today."


"With what money?" demanded his parents. They knew what a Chevrolet

Avalanche cost.


"Well," said the boy, "this one cost me fifteen dollars."So the

parents began to yell even louder. "Who would sell a truck like that

for fifteen dollars?" they said.


"It was the lady up the street," said the boy. I don't know her name -

they just moved in. She saw me ride past on my bike and asked me if I

wanted to buy a Chevrolet Avalanche for fifteen dollars."


"Oh my Goodness!," moaned the mother, "she must be a child abuser. Who

knows what she will do next? John, you go right up there and see

what's going on."So the boy's father walked up the street to the house

where the lady lived and found her out in the yard calmly planting

petunias! He introduced himself as the father of the boy to whom she

had sold a new Chevrolet Avalanche for fifteen dollars and demanded to

know why she did it.


"Well," she said, "this morning I got a phone call from my husband. I

thought he was on a a coffee break, but learned from a friend he had

ran off to Hawaii with his mistress and really doesn't intend to come

back. He claimed he was stranded and asked me to sell his new

Chevrolet Avalanche and send him the money. So I did."

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