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Does this make me look fat?

A husband and wife are getting ready for bed.


The wife is standing in front of a full length mirror taking a hard look

at herself. "You know love" she says, "I look in the mirror and I see

an old woman. My face is all wrinkled, my boobs are barely above

my waist, my butt is hanging out a mile. I've got fat legs and my arms

are all flabby"


She turns to her husband and says.....

"Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself".


He thinks about it for a bit and then says "well......there's nothing wrong

with your eyesight!"


Quote:"well......there's nothing wrongwith your eyesight!"

hahahaha !!!

brilliant !! :)

It takes a married man to truly appreciate that joke.

no it doesnt! it takes a man in general to appreciate it.



its great


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