George Bush, Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld are flying on Air Force One.

 

The President looks at the Vice President, chuckles, and says, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out the window right now and make somebody very happy."

 

The Vice President shrugs and says, "Well, I could throw 10 $100 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy."

 

Not to be outdone, the Secretary of Defense says, "Of course, then, I could throw 100 $10 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy."

 

The pilot rolls his eyes and says to his co-pilot, "Such arrogant as*es back there. Heck, I could throw the three of them out the window and make 100 million people really happy."

o woops i lost the pic sorry for bad post

gus

 

p.s. i was 4.1

everywere else in town you can pull 3 to 3.5 at the most (small town)

nope !

 

 

 

updated !

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check this out ! I popped into #linux-noob on EFNET to seek some advice for my current webalizer issues.

 

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* Topic for #linux-noob set by anyweb!~anyweb@h25n4fls33o1096.telia.com at Sun Nov 13 18:10:13 2005

anyweb yo

anyweb any webalizer guru here

poxy please, dont ask for a guru

poxy just ask your question

poxy please, for my own sake

poxy just ask...

enigma er poxy he owns linux-noob :)

enigma an linux-noob.com

nerdX ^- haha

anyweb lol

enigma hehehe

z0ny hah

anyweb ;-)

Hi Everyone

 

I am not really a newb to Linux (since Jan 05), but I registered to this forum hoping that it is basic enough for my understanding.

 

Since joining the Linux world, I notice there are two types of noobs. The first may be categorized as Windows-savvy guys who have just started learning Linux. They understand basically what goes on under the hood and work their way around.

 

The second type of noob, is like me, just an ex-windows guy who knows little about the inner workings of a computer, nothing about command lines, and pretty much used to click-n-play installations.

 

Since entering the world of Linux, I have learned quite a bit about my computer and Linux and I am a member of quite a few Linux forums. My problem is that many times, when going onto a Linux forum, things are usually explained in the type-1 noob jargon and keeps some people totally lost.

 

I no longer have Windows on my box, so I am pretty much a die-hard linux guy. I just may ask certain questions that seem retarded to many of you. Please be patient.

Hello,

 

I am very much a n00b, so please bear with me. I installed Slackware 10.2 onto an ancient system (P1/75, 32MB RAM, 3GB HD), hoping to do some simple webserver work on it. I was able to install Slack. However, neither my Ethernet or mouse will work.

 

I am currently using a Logitech PS/2 mouse. I tried using an Intelimouse, and the driver and the mouse stopped the keyboard from working (not even the Caps LED would respond). This occured as soon as the driver for the Intelimouse were loaded. When I start X-Windows, the mouse will not respond, and a similar situation occurs, and my keyboard goes dead, not even the LEDs responding. I have to power cycle the system. When it boots up, it says the file system is forced, procedes to fix it, and reboots again. After this, it will return to a promt, and matter procede as normal. This is not the biggest isue. However, I would like to know how to fix it.

 

The Larger problem is the fact that I cannot get my Ethernet to work. It is an ISA Ethernet card. This is likely the problem, as I have found postings dealing with PCI Ethernet cards, but none dealing with their ISA cousins. I have tried:

 

ifconfig eth0 up

 

The response is:

 

eth0: unknown interface: No such device

 

So obviously, the issue is that the drivers, etc. for my Ethernet card are not installled. However, I am uncertain as to how to fix this.

 

Your assistance is greatly appreciated.

Linux is just looking better and better every day. just for kicks i looked up windows and there was WAYYY too many to count. :P

 

[/url][url=http://www.viruslibrary.com/virusinfo/Linux.htm]http://www.viruslibrary.com/virusinfo/Linux.htm

i was wondering if anyone out there in linoobx land could hook me up with a gmail account i dont know anyone with one and i could use an upgrade from my yahoo.

 

"2. How do I sign up?

 

You can get a Gmail account if you're invited by someone who already has one. Or, you can sign up for an account using your mobile phone. Currently, we're only able to offer this promotion in the United States, but we are working hard to make it available in more countries. "

 

thanks, gus

I have no idea how to install a graphics drivers for a video card that is built into a motherboard. The graphics driver is one of those intregated intel graphics card that is built into the motherboard. I also need to know hot to install the chipset drivers as well if it is neccesary. Right now I can't play any video or stream music videos. If anyone can help it's be highly appreciated. Thanks to all. I am currently using Fedora Core 4

 

`Synchro`

[/url]http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/11/07/linux_worm/

 

patch !

 

[url=http://www.securityfocus.com/bid/14088/solution]http://www.securityfocus.com/bid/14088/solution

 

cheers

anyweb