This is just roughly translated from Swedish:

 

A young country buff walked into the mall, looking for a job. The head of the mall asked him if he had any sales experience and the man responded:

"Ooh well yes I have been selling in the woods"

The Manager thought he seemed nice and fourthcoming and hired him. "You can start tomorrow and by the end of the day, I'll be down to see how your day was."

 

The young man had a rough day but finally it was over and the Manager came down, as promised, to check up on him.

"How many deals did you close today?"

"one"

He got a bit puzzled. "Just one? Our salesrep's usually close 20-30 deals per day. How much money was it worth then?"

The young male responded that the deal was worth 266 000 USD.

 

" 266 000 ??mWhat did you sell?"

 

"Well first I sold him a small fishing rod, then a bigger one and then a large one... Then I asked him where we was going fishing and he said by the coast. So I suggested to him that he needed a boat and brought him down to the boat department."

 

"I sold him the Bayliner with double engines. But then it appeared that his little Honda Civic was not allowed to pull the heavy boat so I took him to the car department and sold him that 4-wheel drive Chevrolet Tahoen.".

 

The Manager, now in shock, said... "So you mean that a guy came into buy a fishing rod and you managed to sell him a boat and a car???"

 

The young guy responded happily: "no no he came in to buy tampons for his wife and then I told him he might as well go fishing since the weekend would be ruined anyway!"

Hi all.

 

Im first time "user" of Linux, or i will use linux and an friend told me that i should get Fedora, but i don't know where to download it, and how to install it.

 

Plz help at linux-noob. :)

 

/xcz.

 

thx.

When you cursor start moving around, floating out to the sides, and stays there for a while before I can use it again.... it makes me wonder WHY?

 

Any clever ideas?

 

My hands are all dry and nice, so nothing with dampness.

 

/lia

the site was updated over the last few days,

 

the forums (invision power board) were updated from 1.31 to 2.0.x

google 'adsense' ad's were added to the site to brng in needed revenue.

the sites logo has been changed from the old redhat one to something more nooby and penguin friendly, plus it will update itself every day or so, thanks go to Melray (QwErTy on #linux-noob) for developing these logos.

 

and thats about it,

 

what do you think ?

 

vote ! and comment too :)

 

cheers

 

anyweb

Gotta Love that bliss! :P

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Love it, Hate it...let me know. All comments are welcome.

i'm trying to generate some revenue, I have no idea whether i'll get a penny from hosting the ad's, only time will tell. Please understand that hosting this site is done by myself, on my own equipment and network connection, in other words, I pay for it.

 

If the community can give something back to recoup some of the costs then great,

 

thoughts ?

 

cheers

 

anyweb

Just wondering if anyone has ever setup a counter strike source server. not sure if i'm doing it right or not.

 

I downloaded hlds newest version and ran a series of commands,

 

now is hlds what i should be using for a dedicated server to get Source games to work?

hi i can't get anything to play in mplayer because i think i need to install the codecs. It installed with no dependancy errors using yum. I do not have apt so pls dont describe how to get them with that. The mplayer itself works, but it wont play anything lol. mpg, avi, all that it doesnt see.

I'm taking votes for the next topic and edition of Ask Ritter. So far the only vote I have is for "fun things to do in linux".

 

Come on people!! Let's work this. Please post replies to this thread and offer your suggest of what you'd like to hear me ramble on about. :)