According to the poll:

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The majority of the voters consider this place being good as it is (at least for now) so we'll just keep it and see what happens in the future!

 

Don't hesitate to bring up any questions or ideas that you might have, though :P

 

Thank you all for voting!

 

/lia

I have made a slight modifications of users rights,

 

from now on (unless you all disagree) I have disabled the ability of GUESTS to post new topics or reply to topics. This might seem harsh, but it isn't in my opinion. I have created the forums and want people to use it as a resource, so if users want assistance the least they can do is sign up,

 

what do you think ?

 

cheers

 

anyweb

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>She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and

>suitcases. On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her

>things.

>

>On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining

 

>room table by candlelight, put on some soft background music, and feasted

>on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle of Chardonnay.

>

>

>When she had finished, she went into each and every room and deposited a

>few half-eaten shrimp shells, dipped in caviar, into the hollow of the

curtain

>rods. She then cleaned up the kitchen and left. When the husband returned

>with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the first few days.

>Then slowly, the house began to smell. They tried everything; cleaning and

 

>mopping and airing the place out. Vents were checked for dead rodents, and

 

>carpets were steam cleaned. Air fresheners were hung everywhere.

>

>Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters, during which they

>had to move out for a few days, and in the end they even paid to replace

>the expensive wool carpeting.

>

>Nothing worked. People stopped coming over to visit... Repairmen refused

>to work in the house...The maid quit... Finally, they could not take the

>stench any longer and decided to move.

>

>A month later, even though they had cut their price in half, They could

not

>find a buyer for their stinky house. Word got out, and eventually even the

 

>local realtors refused to return their calls. Finally, they had to borrow

a

>huge sum of money from the bank to purchase a new place.

>

>The ex-wife called the man, and asked how things were going. He told her

>the saga of the rotting house. She listened politely, and said that she

>missed her old home terribly, and would be willing to reduce her divorce

>settlement in exchange for getting the house back...

>

>Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad the smell was, he agreed on price

>that was about 1/10th of what the house had been worth...But only if she

>were to sign the papers that very day. She agreed, and within the hour,

his

>lawyers delivered the paperwork.

>

>A week later, the man and his new girlfriend stood smirking as they

watched

>the moving company pack everything to take to their new home..

>...including the curtain rods.

Looking at this:

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apparently new members have the option to sign up with their email for moderators to contact them.

It's a good idea.

 

There are plenty of members but only a few regular visitors/members/moderators.

 

Would you be interested in a mailinglist from www.linux-noob.com ?

It would contain news, information, tip of the day or something like that.

 

Let us know =)

Hey ,

just wondering what firewall you recomend for firewall as im installing tomoz !! :YAY:

Also as im am a Nooooob to Linux cud anyone tell me if there is any CD/DVD copying software available and how to get me hands on it.

 

is there a version of firefox for linux and, lol im shore you must be sick of the ands by now i do appoligise . where do i go on dual boot ,? windows server 2003 and Fedora

 

any help at all would be grate , sorry for boring you all :)

thanks

Harrison :) :D

Ok I can't really figure out where this question should go, so I'll post it here. I'm buying an Athlon 64 3500+ and a socket 939 mobo today. I'm debating putting linux on it to play around. I downloaded FC3 64 bit and Suse 9.2 64 bit last night on dvd.

 

Anybody have any thoughts on the 64 bit versions? What works/what doesn't? Anything I should watch out for?

 

(btw the mobo is a new MSI Neo K8N 2 socket 939 board, 1gb ram, radeon x800pro vid card, audigy2 sound, 2 sata drives, dvd rom and a dvd burner)

 

Thanks

A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir."

 

The driver says, "Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating."

 

Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: "Now don't be sillydear,you know that this car doesn't have cruise control."

 

As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls, "Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once?"

 

The wife smiles demurely and says, "You should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did."

 

As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegalradar detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth, "Darnit, woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?"

 

The officer frowns and says, "And I notice that you're not wearing your seat belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine."

 

The driver says, "Yeah, well, you see officer, I had it on, but took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket."

 

The wife says, "Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving."

 

And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the driver turns to his wife and barks, "WHY DON'T YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??"

 

The officer looks over at the woman and asks, "Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am?"

 

"Only when he's been drinking."

 

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A young girl was going on a date, so she sought out the advice of her grandmother. Her grandmother said, "Sit here and let me tell you about boys. Your date is going to try and kiss you, and you're going to like that, but don't let him do that. He is going to try and feel your breast, and you're going to like that, too, but don't let him do that. Most importantly, he is going to try and get on top of you to have his way with you. You are going to like that, too, but don't let him do that! It will disgrace the family!" With that bit of advice, the granddaughter went on her date. The next day, she told grandma that her date went just as she'd predicted. She said, "Grandma, I didn't let him disgrace the family. When he tried to have his way with me, I just turned over, got on top of him, and disgraced his family!"

 

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A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar that way.

 

The man, who was a priest, said, "I am a Father."

 

The little boy replied, "My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that."

 

The priest looked up from his book and answered "I am the Father of many."

 

The boy said, "My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren, and he doesn't wear his collar that way."

 

The priest, getting impatient, said, "I am the Father of hundreds" and went back to reading his book.

 

The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while. Then he leaned over and said to the priest, "Maybe you should wear your pants backwards instead of your collar."

 

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Hello to everyone on here ? how are you all?? im a Nooob :)

Try this out it's hilarious...

 

Go to [/url][url=http://mappoint.msn.com/DirectionsFind.aspx]http://mappoint.msn.com/DirectionsFind.aspx

 

Choose Address In=Norway and City=haugesund for start

 

Choose Address In=Norway and City=trondheim for finish

 

Get directions and be amazed by the efficiency...

 

heh

 

cheers

 

anyweb

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